Dynamite Christian

04:04
Rev.Rap'
2006-01-19
Rev. DeWayne GoLightly wrote the lyrics. DeWayne Christopher GoLightly wrote the music/arraigned/produced and mastered the CD.

Story

Another one of the first raps written in 1986. Too many Christians place too much emphasis on how they dress to go to church, and I just thought I would write a fun, light hearted, novelty song that made fun of Christians who come to church just to be seen. When the Prophet Samuel had to choose the next King of Israel, he chose Jesse's son Eli on his looks, but God spoke to Samuel's heart and told him that "Man looks on the outward appearance, but He looks at the heart". Then again...where's the best place for a hypocrite... IN CHURCH! : )

Lyrics

DYNAMITE CHRISTIAN (4:04) HE'S DYNAMITE HE'S DYNAMITE, HE'S DYNAMITE HE'S DYNAMITE, HE'S DYNAMITE HE'S DYNAMITE, HE'S DYNAMITE HE'S DYNAMITE, Verse 1 I'M A DYNAMITE CHRISTIAN, YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE. (HE'S DYNAMITE, HE'S DYNAMITE) I PRAY AND I FAST, AND GIVE A LOT OF MONEY. (HE'S DYNAMITE, HE'S DYNAMITE) I GO TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY, AND MAYBE ONCE A WEEK. (HE'S DYNAMITE, HE'S DYNAMITE) MY FRIEND NEEDED A RIDE; I SAID DONT CALL ME! (HE'S DYNAMITE, HE'S DYNAMITE) WELL I WALKED DOWN FRONT TO HEAR THE REVEREND PREACH. (HE'S DYNAMITE, HE'S DYNAMITE) I SAID “HEY CHUMP, GET UP! YOU'RE IN MY SEAT! (HE'S DYNAMITE, HE'S DYNAMITE) WELL I SAT RIGHT DOWN WHERE I COULD SEE, (HE'S DYNAMITE, HE'S DYNAMITE) THE SENIOR CHOIR DIRECTOR IN FRONT OF ME.(HE'S DYNAMITE) I’M DYNAMITE!!! (CHORUS) I’M A DYNAMITE CHRISTIAN LOOK AT HOW I DRESS. I GO TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY, I ONLY WEAR THE FINEST! I WEAR DIAMOND RINGS, AND GOLDEN CHAINS, I SMELL LIKE A MILLIONAIRE. YES I’M A DYNAMITE CHRISTIAN, I EVEN WEAR SILK UNDERWEAR! Verse 2 YOU KNOW PEOPLE CAN REALLY BE A PAIN SOMETIMES! (HE'S DYNAMITE, HE'S DYNAMITE) TAKE FOR EXAMPLE THIS FRIEND OF MINE! (HE'S DYNAMITE HE'S DYNAMITE) SEE, I GOT THIS FRIEND THAT'S NEVER BEEN TO CHURCH (HE'S DYNAMITE, HE'S DYNAMITE) WHY HE DRINKS AND HE GAM8LES, AND BOY CAN HE CURSE! (HE'S DYNAMITE, HE'S DYNAMITE) WELL JUST THE OTHER SUNDAY AS FILTHY AS HE COULD BE (HE'S DYNAMITE, HE'S DYNAMITE) HE WALKED INTO MY CHURCH AND SAT BEHIND ME. (HE'S DYNAMITE, HE'S DYNAMITE) YOU KNOW, I TAKE A LOT OF PRIDE IN MY CHURCH. (HE'S DYNAMITE, HE'S DYNAMITE) WHY HIS SOCKS DONT EVEN MATCH HIS SHIRT! (HE'S DYNAMITE) I’M DYNAMITE!! Chorus I’M A DYNAMITE CHR1STIAN, I CAN DO NO WRONG. I CARRY MY BIBLE EVERY SUNDAY, BUT NEVER READ IT WHEN I GET-HOME. CAUSE I'VE GOT HBO AND CINEMAX; A T.V. IN EVERY ROOM. YES I'M A DYNAMITE CHRISTIAN, AINT GOT TIME FOR SUNDAY SCHOOL. Verse 3 WELL I HEARD REVEREND SAY "LET US PRAY”. (HE'S DYNAMITE, HE'S DYNAMITE) MY FRIEND WAS ON HIS KNEES, RIGHT NEXT TO ME. (HE'S DYNAMITE, HE'S DYNAMITE) I SAID "LORD NO NEED TO CONFESS I'M NOT LIKE THE REST". 1 (HE'S DYNAMITE, HE'S DYNAMITE) MY FRIEND DID'NT SAY A WORD HE JUST BEAT HIS CHEST! 2 (HE'S DYNAMITE, HE'S DYNAMITE) THEN I HEARD HIM SAY "LORD HAVE MERCY ON ME". 3 (HE'S DYNAMITE HE'S DYNAMITE) "A SINNER THAT! AM" 4 (HE'S DYNAMITE, HE'S DYNAMITE) I SAID "HEY FRIEND! GET OFF THOSE KNEES! (HE'S DYNAMITE, HE'S DYNAMITE) AND CHECK OUT A REAL CHRISTIAN MAN. (HE'S DYNAMITE), HEY I’M DYNAMITE!!! (Chorus) I'M A, DYNAMITE CHRISTIAN, LOOK AT HOW I DRESS. I GO T0 CHURCH EVERV SUNDAY, WITH A CROSS AROUND MY NECK AINT GOT TIME TO SHAKE YOUR HAND; I'M VERY, VERY SANCTIFIED!!! CAUSE I'M A DYNAMITE CHRISTIAN: LOOKING GOOD ON THE OUTSIDE. . YES I'M A DYNAMITE CHRISTIAN, I CAN DO NO WRONG. I CARRY MY BIBLE EVERY SUNDAY, BUT NEVER READ IT WHEN I GET HOME CAUSE I'VE GOT HBO AND CINEMAX; A T~V. IN EVERY ROOM. YES I'M A DYNAMITECHRISTIAN, AINT GOT TIME FOR SUNDAY SCHOOL. YES I'M A DYNAMITE CHRISTIAN, LOOK AT HOW I DRESS. I GO TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY, I ONLY WEAR THE FINEST! I WEAR DIAMOND RINGS, AND GOLDEN CHAINS, I SMELL LIKE A MILLIONAIRE. YES I'M A- DYNAMITE CHRISTIAN, I EVEN WEAR SILK UNDERWEAR!

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